Synopsis of my life

Here we go:

A long time ago (1993) . . .
In a land far, far away (Washington) . . .
A child was born (me).

This child grew, and waxed strong in the knowledge of many things, taught by her parents and older siblings. When she was three, she and her family moved to the distant land of Logan, Utah. There, she gained many friends, and learned much on the subject of Star Wars and how not to hunt a Unicorn. She became a master in the art of fading into the background, and soon learned how to tame a wild dragon with a few soft words.
When she was eight, she entered the world of books, and soon spent much of her time devoted to the words which sprang from the paper. Gradually, she began recording her own words, and her writings grew and grew.
At the age of ten, she and her family moved once more, to a mystical land of voices that spoke to her and begged her to write their stories.
In this new land, she gained more friends, and spent much time out in the elements, seeking to learn their long-lost languages. She was attacked by many vicious creatures bestowed with horns, and engaged a road in a fierce battle, which she lost, sadly enough. She encountered many strange beings, and began learning an ancient art of fighting.
Now, she spends much of her time reading, writing, thinking, and interacting with the world and her friends. And what will become of her in the future? Only time will tell...


There. There's a mostly true synopsis of my life.